Other Characters
 
 
'Mum' 
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If you really really want to learn more about me then you should probably check out the 'About Us' page because there's no point in repeating myself now is there?  And yes, I am Mum but you don't get a banana for figuring out that because all writers are narcisistic and of course I was going to feature in my own comic strip!
Out of interest, however, I don't actually feature in the children's book (except for 'Ratty Fools Should Go To School', where I make a brief appearance as a teacher). Instead, the main human character is a little girl called Vinita.

'Dad'

'Dad' (real name Spartacus) is a small glove pupper made out of straw.  As a result, he is very frightened of naked flames, naked fires and naked mole rats.  He was forced into rat ownership by his girlfriend who threatened to eat all of his maltesers if he didn't agree. Dervel was his rat.  They are scarily similar. 
 
 
 
Guest Stars
See if you can spot these special guest stars...

'Sammy'

 
'Various Cage-girls'
 
 
 
 
'Rhona'
 
 
'Fifi'
 
 
 
'Tinx'
 
 
 
'Acapae-Wolf'and Joel
 
'TGRH'
 
 
'Hairy Virgin'
 
 
 
'Riff'